This one song on the list that White People pretend to only like I remember back in the day "battling" another sixth grader at the ice skating rink in who could rap the first verse of this song the fastest. White People will never be completely comfortable with Black Music so anytime they’re given the opportunity to like a song by one of their own race they go fucking overboard (see this record and all five thousand Eminem songs).
If you’ve ever seen Black People comedy, you’ll be familiar with the notion that White People have no rhythm and can’t dance. That’s why they will embrace with both honky arms any song that makes it OK for them to not actually dance during it or that tells them exactly what to do and when to do it.
With this extra time I read books (I have quite the extensive library), finish whatever college homework I remembered at the last second (which is what I end up doing most of the time), and write stories if I'm led to.
I'm very slow to get angry and could actually count how many times I've hit someone on one hand with digits left over, but should my fuse get lit, it's like watching the Tsar Bomber all over again. It's not uncommon for me to get less than four hours of sleep a night.
Neither one works."- Will Rogers"He who fights monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. Tolkien"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."- Lily Tomlin"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather judgement that something else is more important than fear."- Ambrose Redmoon"If you can't convince them, confuse them."- Harry S.
Before he was shooting porn and marrying/divorcing Pepa (a near miss on this list herself), Treach was teaching White People the world over how to wave their arms from side to side above their heads while singing nursery rhymes. Man, what was the fucking story about this song and the other one that came out at exactly the same time by, I believe, 95 South called "Whoot There It Is? I may be quiet, but I love to talk when I'm just with my friends; I just don't understand this quirk about me. somewhere over one-tweny which means I'm smarter than average, but despite my incredible smarts, I'm lazier than hell. I also have a powerful photographic memory that allows me memorize just about everything I see, but my mind can be quite selective. I also don't like it when people touch me; it always makes me jump or get really nervous and the only exceptions to this are my family and my friends or when it's absolutely necessary. No, I'm not a nerd like some of you might be thinking. I love to write (bet you didn't know that) and have higher than normal english skills.
It is the only thing which interests us all and at all times- how to escape"- Arthur Christopher Benson"There are none so blind as those who do not see"- Unknown"If you are going to walk on ice, you might as well dance."- Unknown"He who attacks must vanquish.