Tests indicate the masturbatory nature of the Presidential contender’s posture.
Dolls consisting of plastic models of Reagan’s alternate genitalia were found to have a disturbing effect on deprived children.
Subjects were required to construct the optimum auto-disaster victim by placing a replica of Reagan’s head on the unretouched photographs of crash fatalities.
In each case Reagan’s face was super imposed upon the original partner.
Further tests were conducted to define the optimum model-year.
These indicate that a three-year model lapse with child victims provide the maximum audience excitation (confirmed by manufacturers’ studies of the optimum auto-disaster).
During these assassination fantasies Ronald Reagan and the conceptual auto-disaster.
Numerous studies have been conducted upon patients in terminal paresis (G. I.), placing Reagan in a series of simulated auto-crashes, e.g.
65 percent of male subjects made positive connections between the hairstyle and their own pubic hair.