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Guys are very enamored by the size of their penises.
The two were rumored to have been dating on That 70’s Show. In the rabbit hole of Valderrama’s dating history, I discovered that — on an episode of Cribs — he bragged about a bedroom where “the magic happens,” displayed a bedroom with only a mattress on it, had red solo cups in his china cabinet, and — perhaps most troubling — he proudly wears Drakkar Noir cologne.
Demi Lovato, who Valderrama has been dating since she turned 18 (he was 30). He calls her his “fucking soul mate.” Minka Kelly, who Valderrama dated while he was on a break with his “fucking soul mate.” That’s who he has dated, but the question remains: Why? “Drakkar reminds me of me, and I love me.” He seems kind of gross, no?
I am not proud of this, but it’s hang up of mine (don’t judge me! ) He seems to fit into the same category as Michael Sheen and Adam Duritz, who continue to date women who are above him on the celebrity totem pole, so to speak.
In fact, here’s the list of Valderrama’s girlfriends over the years (he’s only 35).
Jennifer Love Hewitt, who Valderrama rates as an “eight” out of 10 in the sack.
Mandy Moore, of whom Valderrama says the sex was good but not “like warm apple pie.” Avirl Lavigne, who Valderrama dated right after her divorce. Valderrama was her “first love.” They dated while she was still 17.
” I rephrased the question to (hopefully) develop a more truthful outcome. My worst experience was with a guy who was so small that I literally wasn't sure if anything was going on down there and it was awkward AF.
They lived together, and she wrote an emotional song about their break-up.
Ashlee Simpson, who Valderrama said was a screamer and “loud in bed” Mila Kunis.
I don't recall who it was who said, 'It ain't what you got, it's how you use it,' but it surely applies here. Fortunately, my husband was the best penis I've ever had (and yes, big is better). You see, it also depends on the size and 'length' of a woman. I don't know the exact size of my ex-husband's penis (my best guess is at least nine inches), but almost every encounter I had with him was painful. Again, I don't know exact size (about six and a half inches? It's best because we just know what the other likes after years and years of a successful no-strings sexual relationship. Actually, the biggest penis I've encountered may have been the worst sex I've had.
Well, I cannot say it was the best, but I had a friend so large that we couldn't have sex. (Perhaps this was due to his inexperience, being too drunk, the lack of chemistry, who knows!
Who better to assess the value of a rod than a curator of sex toys?